When retrieving Pepsi out of the freezer (which if you put in for 20 minutes turns it THE perfect temperature for your drinking pleasure) Don't tap it on the ice that is stuck together to try to break it apart. It most likely will result in the ice puncturing the can, thus spraying a stream of this delectable beverage directly into ones eye. When trying to redirect the vicious stream, it will inevitably spray the entire kitchen, including the two year old who just happens to be an innocent bystander playing in the cupboard, covering the counters, floor and your brand new, way super cute shirt in the lovely brown color which is Pepsi. While I once thought that any way of taking this liquid into ones body would surely be bliss, I have now found that it is only tasty and delicious when enjoyed by mouth.
Tuesday, January 8, 2008
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roflmbo. I can picture this all in slow motion for some reason. So very funny. I had the same thing happen with a 12 pack that exploded in my entry way (thanks bro!). I found it in the strangest places.
And another reason why I love you OH so much! You kill me. And I miss you, we need to hang.
Ok I am totally laughing here becuase I can TOTALLY see all of this happen to you! :)
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